The Con-Man
notazombiesname:

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thedreamcreeper:

achenlucky:

Okay! Sorry.

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. A year ago I didn’t believe in vampires, after all. Heh.

That’s okay, I guess a bunch of people don’t believe in this kinda stuff now-a-days.  Last time I tried to explain it to someone, they looked at me like I had four eyes and two mouths and tried to commit me!

If  you don’t mind my asking, what sort of…being are you, exactly? Are you more like, say, Xena, or Jesus of Nazareth?

thedreamcreeper:

achenlucky:

thedreamcreeper:

achenlucky:

thedreamcreeper replied to your post:Have you ever wondered what it’s like to drink a Gods blood? Or a demi-gods?

“If they exist”? D:

…Huh? I’m sorry. I’ve never been very religious. Please don’t take it personally.

I do so exist!

Wha…? I never said you don’t exist…

Wait, let’s be clear. Are you saying that you believe yourself to be a demigod?

Well, that’s what I was told!

Okay! Sorry.

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. A year ago I didn’t believe in vampires, after all. Heh.

thedreamcreeper:

achenlucky:

thedreamcreeper replied to your post:Have you ever wondered what it’s like to drink a Gods blood? Or a demi-gods?

“If they exist”? D:

…Huh? I’m sorry. I’ve never been very religious. Please don’t take it personally.

I do so exist!

Wha…? I never said you don’t exist…

Wait, let’s be clear. Are you saying that you believe yourself to be a demigod?

what does blood taste like is it better then coffee?
cause i highly doubt that it is better then coffee

If you aren’t a vampire than it isn’t better than coffee. If you’re a vampire than nothing’s better than blood AND coffee.

thedreamcreeper replied to your post:Have you ever wondered what it’s like to drink a Gods blood? Or a demi-gods?

“If they exist”? D:

…Huh? I’m sorry. I’ve never been very religious. Please don’t take it personally.

you misunderstand me my dear fellow
i'm not accusing you of being a fag
i'm saying you're a cannibal
get it right bro

Oh, apologies. Also, that’s just fucking gross. I don’t eat gross flabby flesh, just delicious, delicious blood.

I've been.. uh.. okay.

Yeah, we should! :D

Just okay? D’you want to talk about it?

well its true
i mean have you looked at yourself lately
cause i assure you if you did
you would instantly say "dayum that man looks like a dick eater"

Maybe you’re right, I don’t have a reflection anymo-OH WAIT OR MAYBE YOU’RE BEING A DOUCHEBAG

Seriously, you’re attempting to provoke a reaction from me by accusing me of fellating other men, as if that were somehow a horrible thing to do. My sex life is private (mostly, thanks to anon) but I won’t tolerate homophobia. Stop calling me fag, stop trying to get me angry by accusing me of homosexuality. IT’S NOT CUTE.

What are the sensitive spots on your body?
Anonymous

*facepalm*

The usual, for god’s sake! especiallymyunderarms

Do you have an oral fixation? What do you think of those who do?
Anonymous

Hmm. I don’t think I do, beyond the norm, anyway. And I don’t really think anything of those who do. Whatever floats your boat, right?

Have you ever wondered what it's like to drink a Gods blood? Or a demi-gods?
Anonymous

…If they exist, I doubt that I ever could do such a thing. If I could…I suppose it would keep me satisfied and living for longer, and probably feel fantastic, just as drinking human blood makes me feel human again.

how many dicks have you eaten
cause you look like a dick eater

>:I

How are you?

I’m doing alright, Hanna, how are you? I’m sorry I’ve been absent recently. I had a sort of rush at work. I’ve missed you: We should get together sometime soon.

Have you ever thought of drinking from someone while making love?
Anonymous

I don’t think I’d like to do that. …I don’t feed often enough to be completely satiated, so I feel as though if I began to…feed on someone I would have a hard time stopping. Also the sensation is, um…I don’t think I’d have an easy time keeping track of how much blood I had taken.

But of course, I’d only do it, even safely, if my partner would enjoy it. Which, speaking as someone who was on the receiving end…I doubt that that would happen. 

So the answer is yes, I’ve thought of it quite a bit. It would happen if I had someone who wanted to do it, if I were not very hungry at the time, and if precautions were taken to ensure their safety.